Wednesday, June 24, 2009

pakka idiotic day

pakka idiot... thats me.
am typical.
fickle, grumpy, grousing always against the surroundings. the roads, the rains, the heat, the law, the governance, the police, the traffic, the pollution, the dirt, the slums, the poverty, the taxation, the middle class, the inflation, the stocks, our country, our security, our culture, our education, our doctors, our rivers, our cricket team, our films, our heroines, our fashion, our forests, everything under the Indian sun is meant to be ripped apart, by pakka idiot. And to be honest and let you all in to a little secret, i have never voted! in fact i dont even have a voter ID. But who cares, i am one lost prick in a 100 million or a few more.
anyways i still live, aint i? and thats why they call me, like you might have called so many of them in your life- 'pakka idiot' hai!
so thats why this blog.
when am tired of mailing, tired of internet chatting, tired of talking, tired of reading, tired of googling, tired of youtube, tired of driving, tired of TV, tired of unlimited downloading, tired of gaming, tired of everyting... i have decided to post here.
this is going to be a crib station like no other.
its the junk yard of the agitated, irritated, frustrated.
when there are so many questions being born, who the hell has the time to unearth answers?
so i shall post my questions here... and you and me can go elsewhere for the answers... typical of all pakka idiot Indians, i say...
you can call it pessimism and regressive and negative.
'there is light at the end of the tunnel' some would argue... yes, but depends on which end you run bro... i definitely am running towards the wrong and longer end... anyways, who cares?
to whine, is our national passtime, a passion, a good sign of our patriotism.
so if you want to whine in... join in.
long after we are dead, and when this url is inscribed on my grave. A generation might find it, retrieve it and present it amongst themselves, as evidence of neo- nomadic-under-developed life, of the 21st century. 'THEY HAD NOTHING!' they would say, 'poor under privledged fellows'!
and want to create that evidence here...bring out the daggers.
Soon... pakka idiot's escapade 'Rare Sighting in Urban India- The "honest" traffic cop'.

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